Sunday, January 28, 2007

Pointless

The week flew by, since i last posted, another 'stay home' week. Thank goodness i worked on Friday. Frankly speaking, i could really remember any substantial stuff i actually did. I am still coughing, which is bad, seems like my body is still coping with the drastic weather change happening right now. Staying at home seems like the most rational choice. The bad thing is i have to be under the scrutiny of my mum, constant nagging and housework which i think is totally unnecessary, like wiping the windows. Okay, maybe it was necessary, i am just plain lazy.
Friday was like the 'turning' pointing for the week.
Drank piping hot Starbucks, Miranda priestly style.
Bought a new bag, kudos to elieen for helping.
Got lambasted on MSN.

Finally caught up with the latest season of Prison Break. Good to be 'in the loop' once more.

Misquoting people out of context is a dangerous act, especially if it happens to you.
Some people just cannot mind their own business and starts goes around screwing up others' and starts 'helping' to you settle the problem. Absolutely absurd.
Wanted to do an official clarification here but i realised its pointless.
Schopenhauer said 'The truth can wait, for it lives a long time' What is that to say when the innocence gets entangled in this mess.
Starting knowing WHOM your true friends are, then maybe this world could be a better place.

The very moment you stop believing, everything disappears instantaneously.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Robitussin

I was coughing so badly this week. I suspect the paint i had been working with last week.
I decided to get myself the American cough remedy of all times... ROBITUSSIN!~

Got the red bottle which says will induce more coughs... apparently it does that to discharge the phlegm out of my system... Thank goodness im better already when im writing this.. yesterday i was in a total wreck.


Its only 3rd week into the new year... im already feeling so Last year.
Finally the new year euphoria had worn off on me. Including that zest and fervor tagged along. Damn, wished they they never came.

Major To-do LIST
1) 3mths of readings on the floor x 4 modules to READ
2) Pass my freaking IPPT...(zzz)
3) Study HARD and how to get some 1st-class results (hopefully)


Im still

1) Poor
2) Not as philosophical as i wanted to be, reading Heidegger now and he totally blows me away.
3) Thinking of her

Time to get back on my feet. Starting running and reading. Try to forget about her.

I hope one day i could buy love on the vending machine... really...





Not porn you idiot... yes L O V E...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The convenient truth

I AM your convenient truth. Anything... ITS ME

Yeah, by all means blame me.

Victim of someone's pointless rage...

If you already told the whole fucking world something PLEASE wake up, get a life, get a dog.
Its a not a secret anyway.

Screw this ugly world.

Alright, it seems that people are all living in pseudo space.
YOU sAy TELL THE TRUTH.
They will like go.. WHAT?! Wtf are you talking about.
Honest opinions are now ALWAYS deemed as sarcasm and criticism.
They just cant handle the cold hard facts.

Screw this fake world.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Ceilings...

Its done!

However, i was given another assignment. Paint the rest of the ceilings minus the bedrooms. ZzZ

Why? My mum thinks im freaking free... (grumbles)

Everyone thinks im damn slack!... (whatever)...

I want to break away... i really want to.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Ceilings... Michelangelo

Great Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling... turned out to be a brilliant masterpiece.

Some say it pales in camparison to Raphael's works, but ironically it was Bramante and Raphael whom convinced the Pope to commission great Michelangelo to do it.

IN FACT!!! Michelangelo forte was in sculptures NOT fresco painting. So why him?
Fierce debates there are, but the truth seems hidden.

Who cares about paintings, what i care is the ceiling!

Ceilings are definitely, to me, the hardest bitches to paint.

Why? I was ORDERED to paint my living room ceiling by my mum. Darn, it was hard work.
It was neck-breaking, had to climb up climb down, not to mention the crappy bad weather outside that made my paint dry so slowly blah blah blah. I swore i nearly broke my neck.

I realised, Michelangelo was GOD, he endured the Sistine Chapel ceilings for FOUR YEARS.
God knows how many times he took MC for neck-related injuries, BUT FOUR YEARS!!

When i visit the Sistine Chapel next time, I'll definitely relish the fact even you gay and your Platonic Love for male beauty which really irks me, you indeed painted well.

Ah, gotta do my 2nd coat tmr... zzz

Friday, January 5, 2007

Work and coffee

My 1st friday of 2007, WORK!


Yes work, and yes i do like work. Work means coffee! As usual i would get my daily fix at marina, KILLINEY!


My fix was weak and bland! Literally started my day with a "bang", i wanted to bang the freaking wall. WHY? I have really no idea why the coffee SUDDENLY taste like crap.


(Fact 1) THE Uncle makes GOD-like coffee.


That should translate pretty well, uncle is having a mid-life crisis! A problem most men his age underwent in which 99% did not surive and start their second phase of life acting like a bunch of primary school boys bickering over the length of their underdeveloped dicks.
Which reminds me of the SOCCERBALL DILEMMA which i would elaborate next time.


Sorry uncle, ill give you a 2nd chance next thurs


O.o where was i? Yes work.


definition of WORK at citibank
1) read numbers, key in numbers
2) read rubbish, key in numbers
3) match numbers
4) match rubbish with numbers


(Fact 2) Adults cannot write numbers properly.


Today was first time back to office after the renovate.
(1st impression) wah spacious!!!!!!!!!
(Look again) damn they removed desk space for walking space. Officer's cubicles are halfed, pc's turned the OTHER way. Which is BAD! Wtf is higher management thinking?





Due the the new alignment of the pc's, we can see a GREAT change in area of sight.

officers: wow nice city view!
office minions: DIE! You sitting ducks!

6 hrs later...
officers:wow nice city view!
office minions: (grumbles) stop looking and work pls!

HAH! Foucalt's arguments on disciplinary society seemed weak here.


Oh yes worK! ah digress again oops.

(Fact 3) Im stumped by a dumb crossword puzzle i saw on daphae's desk.
_ _ _ : deadline give by someone? i thought was DUE
So...
EA_T_ _ _: not spending wisely????
if not DUE...
_A_T _ _ _ :WTF??!?!
Omg, try again on thursday!

Keying and authenticating numbers aint fun at all! But its SOOOO mindless that i could work and think at the same time. Cool!

I liken myself as a gifted pianist, i let my fingers do the magic while i think of school work, people, life, music, how to sing better how to do this do that solve this solve that. Thats great!
Why? Cos everyone's huddling in front of their PC's trying to finish work that can NEVER be finished on time. So no one bothers you anyway. With so much lag-time in between to load cheque images and rough paper abound, wooo you cound pen down so much notes!

(Fact 4) I do not know how to play the piano.

Lunch at suntec:
I ate Chicken teppanyaki noobdles... verdict:bad... (i ate what joyce eat, cos i lazy to choose)
Think about it, its better to eat something sucky than to eat something SOO normal. Really
Lunch entertainment:
Suaning Leng, to hone my skills further. I was gaining the uppering hand until she pulled a good out back on me regard my gay purple t-shirt. I lost. Nvm it was fun.

After lunch, i was in the v busy v impt v pissed v pls do not disturb me or ill bite mode.

oh YES! my CAP,

Everyone was like HEYYYY why r u wearing a mesh cap to work.

huishan: take off ur cap leh... must be nv wash hair (followed by laughter)
elieen: take off ur lah, u look v funny (silly giggle)
leng: laugh laugh laugh as usual
veran: ..................

Why cannot wear cap?!?! omgf... cos i was lazy to wax my hair duh. Pls dun sound like i commited the first biggest fashion faux paux of 2007 huh..
Your gender complain on men are boring, then complain about THE change, really, women...


What a exhilarating, tired day....