Yes work, and yes i do like work. Work means coffee! As usual i would get my daily fix at marina, KILLINEY!
My fix was weak and bland! Literally started my day with a "bang", i wanted to bang the freaking wall. WHY? I have really no idea why the coffee SUDDENLY taste like crap.
(Fact 1) THE Uncle makes GOD-like coffee.
That should translate pretty well, uncle is having a mid-life crisis! A problem most men his age underwent in which 99% did not surive and start their second phase of life acting like a bunch of primary school boys bickering over the length of their underdeveloped dicks.
Which reminds me of the SOCCERBALL DILEMMA which i would elaborate next time.
Sorry uncle, ill give you a 2nd chance next thurs
O.o where was i? Yes work.
definition of WORK at citibank
1) read numbers, key in numbers
2) read rubbish, key in numbers
3) match numbers
4) match rubbish with numbers
(Fact 2) Adults cannot write numbers properly.
Today was first time back to office after the renovate.
(1st impression) wah spacious!!!!!!!!!
(Look again) damn they removed desk space for walking space. Officer's cubicles are halfed, pc's turned the OTHER way. Which is BAD! Wtf is higher management thinking?
Due the the new alignment of the pc's, we can see a GREAT change in area of sight.
officers: wow nice city view!
office minions: DIE! You sitting ducks!
6 hrs later...
officers:wow nice city view!
office minions: (grumbles) stop looking and work pls!
HAH! Foucalt's arguments on disciplinary society seemed weak here.
Oh yes worK! ah digress again oops.
(Fact 3) Im stumped by a dumb crossword puzzle i saw on daphae's desk.
_ _ _ : deadline give by someone? i thought was DUE
So...
EA_T_ _ _: not spending wisely????
if not DUE...
_A_T _ _ _ :WTF??!?!
Omg, try again on thursday!
Keying and authenticating numbers aint fun at all! But its SOOOO mindless that i could work and think at the same time. Cool!
I liken myself as a gifted pianist, i let my fingers do the magic while i think of school work, people, life, music, how to sing better how to do this do that solve this solve that. Thats great!
Why? Cos everyone's huddling in front of their PC's trying to finish work that can NEVER be finished on time. So no one bothers you anyway. With so much lag-time in between to load cheque images and rough paper abound, wooo you cound pen down so much notes!
(Fact 4) I do not know how to play the piano.
Lunch at suntec:
I ate Chicken teppanyaki noobdles... verdict:bad... (i ate what joyce eat, cos i lazy to choose)
Think about it, its better to eat something sucky than to eat something SOO normal. Really
Lunch entertainment:
Suaning Leng, to hone my skills further. I was gaining the uppering hand until she pulled a good out back on me regard my gay purple t-shirt. I lost. Nvm it was fun.
After lunch, i was in the v busy v impt v pissed v pls do not disturb me or ill bite mode.
oh YES! my CAP,
Everyone was like HEYYYY why r u wearing a mesh cap to work.
huishan: take off ur cap leh... must be nv wash hair (followed by laughter)
elieen: take off ur lah, u look v funny (silly giggle)
leng: laugh laugh laugh as usual
veran: ..................
Why cannot wear cap?!?! omgf... cos i was lazy to wax my hair duh. Pls dun sound like i commited the first biggest fashion faux paux of 2007 huh..
Your gender complain on men are boring, then complain about THE change, really, women...
What a exhilarating, tired day....
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