The recipe

Some people make fantastic food blogs, so we have gastronomic porn..

Some people make fantastic cook blogs, so we can make a mess at home..

Some people make fantastic travel blogs, thats definitely scenic prostitution..

I'll try to make a life blog,

We need:

1 HUGE bowl of your favorite Ice-cream...

1 favorite fruit

1 YOURSELF

Steps:

Drop that fruit into the HUGE bowl of your favorite Ice-cream, give it a good stir....

Next, dive straight into that bowl of ice-cream, woooo thats cold...

Now, you are regretting why you ain't wearing some goggles.. JUST TOO BAD!

Objective:

Find your favorite fruit.

Gosh, sounds like fear-factor indeed...

As you blindly swim around, your right hand brushed across something. You realized it was that fruit you dropped in. Hey! ain't my objective! The fruit. As you frantically try to swipe it, its pushed away, the viscous Ice-cream makes it hard to swim around and totally reduces your vision to near zero. Heck that fruit you say? Why am I doing this. This SUCKS.

Life is about never knowing when you would brush across the fruit again and torture of swimming inside Ice-cream.

I like Vanilla.

Yes, it might sting my eyes. But its just vanilla.

When will my tenure end, come break my bowl.

Seriously, did you really drop the fruit inside? I might had just ate it already.